I’m sure we can all agree that we’ve had our fair share of annoyance with bird defecation – it leaves a nasty stain on our cars and clothing, and any time birds are around, we’re instantly aware of their presence and hope that they don’t decide to use our clothes (or skin) as a toilet. It’s simply become a random, everyday occurrence and constant annoyance. How could anyone ever like it?
If you agreed with any of the statements I’ve said above, then it’ll come as just as much of a surprise to you when I say bird poop is actually a symbol of good luck. Believe it or not, there’s an entire mythical world behind the existence of and the importance of when a bird sh*ts on your car. If you’re a bit skeptical, keep reading.
For centuries, birds have always been, to a degree, mythical creatures; the Phoenix is an example of this in many cultures. Imagine, an animal able to simply spread their wings and glide across the sky with no issue keeping in sync formation with the birds around them.
Unfortunately, the price of being an airborne member of the animal kingdom is never knowing or having the appropriate means of defecation. Where would their waste go if they have no time to reach the ground to release it? Good enough for birds though, they’ve figured out the answer to that question long before humanity could even form adequate societies: give the humans good karma if they ever had a direct encounter with their droppings.
The main reason why we get mad at seeing bird poop “fly-by’s” is because of its unexpectedness and the annoyance brought on by the thought of cleaning it up. That doesn’t stop the Karma Gods from working, which in turn will bring you good luck and good fortune. With that being said, the next time you see bird poop in someone’s (or your own) hair, clothing, or windshield, don’t get mad – take a sigh of relief!
Lari the Seagull died on March 1st in Detroit Michigan at the ripe old age of 41.
Quite the specimen, Lari had a wingspan of 63 inches, above average compared to his peers. At the age of 34, Lari was involved in a midair collision fracturing a wing and ultimately losing a toe. This led to big life changes in diet and exercise, causing Lari to drop from a heavy 3.2lbs to a gaunt 2.5lbs. He enjoyed showing off his adult plumage and newly slimmed figure, while wooing the ladies with his impressive wingspan and powerful squawk.
Lari is survived by his longtime companion Ani and together they have 16 children who all still live at home in their Motown Caesar colony, where Lari served as Chief Flight Pattern Commissioner for 15 years. Family will be receiving visitors for light fare and flight show as a tribute as Lari’s memory. The family asks that any donations of food (dead or alive) be made to their neighborhood colony or when flying by your local bird sanctuary.
For more information on Lari and those lives that he touched, check out Stupid F*ing Bird, playing in the Studio Theatre at the Hilberry Theatre, March 1st – 31st. Please visit www.theatreanddanceatwayne.com for more information.
So you’ve decided you want to be famous. Well just follow these easy 5 steps and you’ll be on the cover of magazines, or acting, in no time!
#1 – Attach Yourself to a Bright Star
Just standing next to someone powerful can help your status increase. Who is standing next to you? Is it a famous playwright, beloved by many, or a penniless writer who’s only excess is of empty pieces of paper? Maybe it’s a two degrees of separation situation. Do they have famous parents? Often times direct decedents of famous and legendary individuals don’t want to be in the public spotlight, but that doesn’t mean that their social presence has to go completely unnoticed.
#2 – Stalk your favorite celebrity
Nothing says “I’m talented” like following another famous person’s every move. They love it when you call them at all hours of the day, send them unsolicited “notes”, and show up at parties and gatherings that you are not invited to. They have total control of casting for their new film and they are always ready to help people they don’t know get cast. If they resist, just pursue them harder. Everyone likes to play hard to get, and this is your future we’re talking about.
#3 – Make Your Own Online Videos
It doesn’t take a genius (trust me) to record themselves and post it online. If you have don’t believe that, boy have I got the website for you! Youtube.com and media website like it have given anyone, and I do mean anyone, a platform to put any type of content (within reason according to website guidelines) out into the universe where is can be viewed by a neighbor or a person on the opposite side of the world at the exact same time. Finding fame is all about casting a wide net, so why shouldn’t it be a global one?
#4 – Get a Reality Show
If you have the ability to take the online video to a new platform, try an actual show! Some would say that getting a reality show would be reaching the top of fame. I agree with those people, but for a select few it can actually serve as a stepping stone to bigger things. With the wide range of “realities” being put into the universe, there is no lack of “interesting” things that can land you your very own show. The only thing you have to be good at, is being your authentic self. What are you good at doing that is generally appropriate for families? Film it and put it online. There is a good chance that you’ll risk friends and family relationships along the way, but if they’re not helping you up, then they are holding you back.
#5 – Audition
Not the strongest recommendation, but hitting the pavement and auditioning is sometimes a successful way of making it big. You never know when you will impress a casting director and earn a legitimate part in their show. This is the least reliable method when it comes to striking it big, but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. A quick word of advice: make sure all auditions are held in public and that an actual script is ALREADY written.
There you are, minding your own business walking through the park or under a tree and “BLOOP”, you feel a slight tap on the top of your head as if being touched by some higher power. When you reach up to meet that comforting touch, you quickly discover that this was not some divine interaction, but quit the opposite. Your touch is met with a slimy, and somewhat gritty substance that seems to have already woven itself into the fibers of your hair. What do you do? Here are five ways to recover and move forward after the “incident”.
#1 – SHAVE YOUR HEAD
This may seem like the most extreme reaction, but if you’ve ever been in the path of “falling good luck”, you know that it’s a texture and feeling that you can’t soon wipe from your memory. Like an Etch A Sketch*, sometimes it’s better just to wipe the slate clean and start over. Make sure to cur your hair short, before taking a razor to the whole “canvas”.
*Etch A Sketch is a mechanical drawing toy that uses two knobs to create solid lines and ultimately terrible images.
#2 – CLEAN YOUR CLOTHING
Don’t be fooled. What starts as a simple grainy liquid will quickly turn into a thick paste as it dries, but once it does, it will be much easier to clean. Attempting to remove wet bird poop will likely result in a bigger mess. Scrape off all the excess bird droppings living beneath the underlying spot. Then summon all your best chemistry skills and mix a solution of two cups cool water and one tablespoon of dish soap. Using a clean cloth (not that any cloth could be dirtier than what you are trying to remove), blot the area until the liquid is absorbed. Follow up by a rinse with white vinegar and blot with a second clean, and not bird dropping stained cloth.
Extra Tip: If you can use a microfiber cloth for the dabbing process, you won’t have to stress about leaving lint behind.
#3 – WASH YOUR MANE
This shouldn’t come as a shock, but if you get bird poop in your hair the best thing to do is wash your hair as soon as possible. I know, I know, groundbreaking. What happens though if you can’t jump in the shower right away? As with your clothing, that pesky liquid will quickly turn into a thick paste and then harden. If you’ve found yourself with crunchy hair, first soak your hair in warm water to loosen up those clumps. After you’ve softened up the “contents” start by shampooing your hair and make sure to build up a good lather. Let the shampoo sit in your hair for a few minutes and then take a fine tooth comb and carefully run it through your hair a few times. If I were you, I’d do that once or twice or until you don’t feel disgusting anymore.
#4 – BUY A LOTTERY TICKET
It’s a long standing superstition that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. This may just be something that people wanted to tell themselves after a horrific, wrong place at the wrong time incident, but the legend has long stood the test of time. What better way to turn a frown upside down than winning a million dollars? Now, it’s not guaranteed you are going to hit the jackpot, but with odds at one to 175 million, a person could use all the help they can get. I can only guess there are studies that are diligently trying to link lottery winnings to bird droppings, but I am left to believe the science is still out. So why not try to look at the bright side of things? Hellen Keller had a quote “Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow”. Just don’t think too much about what could have happened if you had been looking up when the feces began to rain from the sky.
#5 – RUB IT IN
The is a very small group of aestheticians out there that believe bird poop may actually be beneficial to your skin. Known for paying and doing almost anything seemingly stupid creative to look younger, the New York Times published an article reviewing the Shikuza Day Spa which incorporated droppings into high priced facials. To explain the reasoning for this I’ll share a quick (and I mean quick) history lesson. Centuries ago, Japanese entertainers were damaging their skin with high lead levels in their white makeup. They began using nightingale droppings because the enzymes were thought to break down the dead skin. If that wasn’t enough, poop contains guanine, which supposedly shines the skin as well. One catch: the droppings are first sanitized under ultraviolet light and then mixed with Rice Bran to help exfoliate and brighten. I’d probably prefer to shave my hair before this option, but to each their own!
Did you know that on this date in 1903 the first services of Detroit’s Temple Beth El were held in what is now known as the Bonstelle Theatre?
Thanks to a Facebook user and the the Historical Detroit Area Architecture group, we can share several photos of the rich architectural history of the Bonstelle.
When Rabbi Leo M. Franklin first began leading services at Detroit’s Temple Beth El in 1899, he felt that the construction of a new temple building on Detroit’s “Piety Row” stretch of Woodward would increase the visibility and prestige of Detroit’s Jewish community.Accordingly, in October 1900, the congregation held a special meeting at which it was decided to build a new temple. A site for the new temple was purchased in April of the next year, and Albert Kahn, a member of the congregation, was hired to design the building. Groundbreaking began on November 25, 1901, with the ceremonial cornerstone laid on April 23, 1902. The first services were held in the chapel on January 24, 1903, and the formal dedication was held on September 18–19 of the same year.
After Temple Beth-El relocated to another space in 1922, Jessie Bonstelle purchased the building and converted it into the Bonstelle Theatre. The remodeling was done by architect C. Howard Crane in 1925 and renamed the Bonstelle Playhouse. In 1928, the Bonstelle Playhouse became the Detroit Civic Theatre, and in the 1930s became the Mayfair Motion Picture Theater. In 1951, Wayne State University rented the building as a performance space for its theater company, and purchased it outright in 1956, renaming it the Bonstelle Theatre in honor of Jessie Bonstelle. [source]
You can visit the Bonstelle Theatre next on March 1 and 2 as we present our 89th Annual Spring Dance Concert and again from April 13 to 22 with Sister Act: The Musical. Click each title for performance schedule and tickets!
Images from Indiana University’s Building a Nation: Indiana Limestone Photograph Collection and from the Burton Historical Collection, circa 1902.
Temple Beth-El, 3424 Woodward Avenue. Built in 1902 (Detroit, MI)
Construction of the dome in 1902.
Construction of the dome in 1902.
Construction of the dome in 1902.
The dome, as seen when Temple Beth-El first opened in 1903.
Pews line the main floor when Temple Beth-El opened in 1903.
Temple Beth-El stage and pipe organ.
Pews line the main floor when Temple Beth-El opened in 1903.
Interior architecture. 1903.
Close up view of the intricate wood work on the stage of Temple Beth-El.
Temple Beth-El, a view from the balcony.
Original lobby, much of which remains today.
The Bonstelle Theatre, after conversion.
Our alumni are always astounding us with their remarkable success. For example, you can catch Peter Van Wagner (Hilberry company member, 1977-1980) in The Post as Harry Gladstein, opposite Meryl Streep. Mr. Van Wagner is also finishing a run of Rachel Bond’s play Curve Of Departure at Studio Theatre in Washington DC. (pictured) Check out Studio Theatre’s website for information and be sure to catch Mr. Van Wagner on the silver screen.
Photo from Curve of Departure. Pictured: Ora Jones, Justin Weaks, and Peter Van Wagner.
Charles John Huffam Dickens was an English writer and social critic. He created some of the worlds’s best known fictional characters and is regarded by many as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era. Adaptations of A Christmas Carol can be seen all over the world during the Holiday season. Here are seven facts about the man behind it all.
- Charles Dickens was born in Portsmouth in 1812. He died on 9 June 1870 and is buried in Poet’s Corner in London’s Westminster Abbey.
- When Charles was 12 he had to work in a dirty and smelly factory, near the river Thames in London. His job was to put labels on pots of “blacking” which were then used to clean fireplaces. People think that his books ‘David Copperfield’ and ‘Great Expectations’ were written from his own life experiences.
- Working in a factory was not Charles Dickens’ only job! He had many, including working in a lawyer’s office, writing for newspapers, editing for newspapers and acting. He even acted in front of Queen Victoria in 1851!
- Dickens had 3 sisters, 3 brothers and a pet raven called Grip!
- Charles Dickens published some sketches under a different name – Boz. This is because he wanted to keep his real identity a secret. In 1833 he published his first story.
- Charles Dickens became very famous. People would recognize him as he walked around London. A lot of people liked his funny stories called The Pickwick Papers. In Victorian times lots of people liked long novels to read because it was the best way to entertain themselves – there was no television, radio or internet!
- In 1843 Charles Dickens wrote the Christmas Carol. Apparently after the Christmas Carol was published people used to say “Merry Christmas” a lot more!
On 8 June 1870, Dickens suffered a stroke at his home after a full day’s work on Edwin Drood. He never regained consciousness, and the next day he died at Gad’s Hill Place. Dickens loved the theatre and his memory will live on for many, many more years to come as his beloved tale celebrates the generosity of the human spirit and its ability to change even the hardest of hearts.
Everyone has something that makes them unique, and Theatre and Dance at Wayne’s cast for A Christmas Carol is no different. During rehearsal on November 15, we asked nine cast members to share an interesting fact about themselves. This is what they said!
- Tim Hiemstra‘s eyes change color depending on the light.
- John Bergeron is an amateur juggler.
- Durshara Kirby loves R&B music.
- Kyle Sammy plays the piano.
- Luke Hodgson lives on a real christmas tree farm.
- Cam Blackwell introduces himself as a 19 year old lactose intolerant Leo vegetarian who’s obsessed with golden age musical theatre.
- Sidni Goodman can talk with a lisp, in a valley girl accent, and if you buy her food she will be your best friend.
- Jacob Chapman has a twin sister.
- Jasmine Walker ‘s favorite song is “The Christmas Song” when chestnuts are roasting on an open fire.
What is an interesting fact about you? Share your fact by posting on Theatre and Dance at Wayne’s Facebook page under the post for “9 Days Until A Christmas Carol” and let us know what makes you unique!
We can’t deny that Tennessee Williams’, Pulitzer Prize-winning drama, stands the test of time as an American classic, but we can’t ignore the heavy themes that are spread throughout this timeless work. Check out this video with the cast of “A Streetcar Named Desire”, as they highlight what these themes are, and discuss how they prepared to portray their iconic characters.
Theatre and Dance at Wayne was lucky to start the 2017-2018 season with Scotty Arnold on campus. Hailing from California’s Bay Area, Arnold now lives in New York where he writes music and musicals as a founding member of the Musical Theatre Factory, and has also served on the music teams of over 30 new musicals including Fun Home, Here Lies Love, Murder Ballad, The Last Goodbye, Giant, The Total Bent, The Band’s Visit, and American Idiot. Arnold served as the guest director for our season opener, The Underpants, but also shared his many musical talents with both our graduate and undergraduate students. Theatre students at Wayne had the opportunity to work on a week-long workshop with Scotty, working on his original songs and short musicals.
Third Year MFA Actor, Nick Stockwell, who performed in Arnold’s short musical The Veterans Wife for the workshop, said of his experience “Scotty Arnold wrote some absolutely incredible pieces and this program, in addition to Motor City Cabaret [(the undergraduate participants)], is absolutely loaded with talent. At this point I am no longer surprised to see what my classmates can do with only one week of work.”
Luke Hodgson, a member of Motor City Cabaret also had an amazing experience learning from Scotty, saying “It was fantastic for all of us to have the opportunity to work with such a great talent, and to see each of us grow through the amazing experience.”
Scotty also had a great experience hosting this workshop. “It was invigorating to work on my short musicals with the amazing students at Wayne State. Their eagerness to dive into challenges and lay themselves bare onstage was admirable, and I can’t wait for the chance to do it again.”
“Scotty Arnold showed us that we are all capable ofmaking a product that was unique, genuine, and all around a great time!” – Alex Morrison, Motor City Cabaret
Seeing how much Theatre and Dance at Wayne students were able to grow and accomplish over the course of one week, working with such a talented guest as Scotty Arnold was inspiring for students and audience members alike. Are you interested in exciting and enriching experiences like these? Check out our admissions website to learn more about joining Theatre and Dance at Wayne!
Musical Theatre Workshop Participants